0005 - Unmentionables...

Dec 11, 2007

What would happen if we had tails? What would we do with them? Would they be a part of the body that's not allowed to be seen? Or would we flaunt them, pierce them, tattoo them, and otherwise ornament them to bring all our attention to them? (or both..) Would we hang mistletoe off of them during Christmas and hang it high above our heads, making us kiss targets?

What if we were allergic to mistletoe?

In other news, my car battery died today... had to jump it, only I've got one of those portable zappers, and it wasn't charged enough to start the car, it kept getting almost started and then it would die again... but wait... I remembered in Apollo 13 when the guy had to find the right sequence and squeeze juice out of different areas... so I closed my door, so that sensor wasn't on, turned the dome light off, dimmed the dashboard lights and temporarily unplugged my radio... and the car started!!! Hooray for movie trivia meets ingenuity!
And I had my first conversation with my new boss today.... she informed me that she'll be leaving Dec 28 to go to a new job... I seem to get rid of bosses so easily!