U SUCK Policy of '08

Mar 18, 2008

Our company just got a new CEO and now he's getting into our nerves. The guys has some stupid policies that belive is gonna cause some major damage to the company. NEW COMPANY POLICY #1: PAPERLESS DESK. I mean literally clean, no photos, no jackets no extra mug, no paper, no garbage bins, nothing. I mean how can you freakinGly work without paper ever? Especially in our line of work where we depend mostly on UPDATES, MEMOS, REPORTS, PRINTED in guess what PAPER! This new company policy is really stupid and I bet my ass off this aint gonna work here or anywhere in the world? So to you Mr. NEW CEO a big GOODLUCK. I know this internet thing is is really cool and everything but let me tell you now that our work needs PAPER!!! Okay so you better get your act together or else a massive resignation is about to head your way. And believe having that on your resume isnt really impressive at all especially when your not even in your 1st month man. NEW COMPANY POLICY #2: DONT LEAVE YOUR STUFF ON YOUR STATION! This policy is in conjunction with policy #1 where in after shift you have to bring all the shits to either home or into your lockers. This I know will definitely save money for the company. I mean now the cleaning people aint gonna find no shit to clean or fix making then useless and all the more reason the company to fire them. Good stuff MR CEO cost cutting at its worst. How can u even sleep at night knowing that these hardworking men and women of XXXX are gonna loose their jobs just because you wanted to make an impression. If wanted to impress us just throw a freacking party or how bout a big steak out all on you, which for the record has NEVER, and I repeat never HAPPENED in XXXX. Or better yet fire those 20 thousand morons you guys hired at the pantry who., SUCK AT THEIR JOBS! To think that we are in the lines of providing customer service, well big news mister that should be told to the poeple serving food to us. If you want to make a good impression. FIRE THE PANTRY PEOPLE! NEW COMPANY POLICY #3 WE NOW HAVE THE CHEAPEST HEALTH CARE PROVIDER AS OF March 16, 2008. You guys really enjoy torturing us huh? Whats up with the "YOU EMPLOYEES HAVE TO PAY OUT OF POCKET FOR YOUR MEDICAL FEES FIRST AND THEN WE'LL REIMBURSE YOU IN SAY WHAT? 2046. Congratulations on your appointment Mr CEO and we hope you rot in hell.