Preface (A brief introductory of self)

I am exactly who my myspace says I am. Not raised by wolves, but what is under those words. If my musings on dinosaurs and self proclaimed fame don't announce it, I am the dork behind those words. If all you catch from a person is what they can say about who they are and not know who they are by how they say it then you really missed the heart of them. If Hobo tattoos and impromptu swim lessons aren't your thing turn back now. There is nothing here for people who can't laugh at a friend in pain or at least jump in after them. Who says that they only stories that can be told are the exciting ones? Maybe us boring people want a chance too, and maybe that is what this is, my forcing my dull story onto the world trying to sedate it into submission then my real fun can start. Can you us emoticons in literary works? Who cares I just did, and for those who caught it I said you as well. Take that, English majors who are sitting there cringing.