I want to say something artistic like "I'm like a kaleidoscope, every time you look at me I'm a completely different work of art." Or maybe something eloquent like "my thoughts flutter through my mind like baby chicks learning to fly in a thunderstorm." It might even be fair to say I'm like a drum set falling apart to precisely the perfect beat.

That's not me at all. If anything I'm the little adolescent child throwing utensils and cookware all the while giggling as you try to protect yourself from my barrage of kitchen utilities.

You may call me whatever you wish.