STFU!

Dec 19, 2007 - 20:51 PM PST
Okay, so my brother is in town.

Now, please imagine the following: Smacking your head into a brick wall while listening to "ITS A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL" on loop, sung by Alvin and the Chipmunks, while some one takes a jackhammer to your reproductive organs.

Sounds miserable, doesn't it?

Well, having a brother like mine is about twenty times worse.

See, first off, he was addicted to some stuff for a while...I don't hate him for being an addict. I do however hate him for stealing well over a thousand dollars from me and simply being incapable of understanding why I would be upset over that little fact.

Then there's the fact that since my life is going well (college-bound and shit) and his isn't, he has to bring up the fact that I don't have my liscence yet just about every chance he gets. He claims that by focusing more on getting into a good college instead of driving, I'm being a selfish prick.

...

WHAT. THE FLYING. FUCK FARTS!!?!?

STFU!


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Jan 16, 2008 - 19:57 PM

KarmaliaPSC on
Well maybe everytime he brings up your license you can bring up the Oxy-Cotton deal. I don't know, that's probably horrible advice.