Like A Man

Mar 11, 2008 - 00:40 AM PST

I view it like a man.
I see it like a man.
Sex,
Seeing it as a woman
Is just too damn painful.
Especially when you are surrounded by gorgeous friends.
It's always, or always seems to be,
"You are so cool,
I can totally talk to you,
But is your friend over there single?"
So fine,
I'm not as pretty as they are,
But I'm the fun one.
The one you can hang with,
The one who spits, smokes, swears, drinks beer.
The one who will call you on your shit.
Cool as shit, you say.
Cool as shit.
But after a couple of years
Of being passed up,
Looked over,
Not asked on a first date,
Let alone a second,
I said FINE.
Seeing it as a woman was too hard.
The rejection was more than I could bear.
They should have created a new word for lonelieness.
So I just said, FINE.
Look at it like a man.
Just go out and get yours and say,
"Thanks that was fun"
And walk out before they give you
With pity and a fake smile a phony number.
Leave them scratching their heads.
Just get yours and realize that maybe love was not meant for you.
Bump up that personality.
Be the coolest chick ever.
Don't give a fuck what they think, don't expect a goddamn thing, and fuck their brains out.
Make them regret not wanting you for more than just sex.
Ya,
That's it.
Shut off those girly feelings
And take it like a man.