Pour Me a Stiff Drink

Mar 26, 2008 - 12:50 PM PST

my stomach feels like its full of helium queasy and floating cuz
im not a (10x)(18b^4) - (52+1937c/4982)-2354a+23^67x = ?
kinda girl and i dont understand what a man means when he says
take the road 10 miles down to the two forks and go down the 2nd path
of the left fork for 2 miles then take the first left turn not the one with
the mailbox at the end of it but the one with the green tree and not the
maple tree it must be the green tree i get fizzy fuzzy like when i say
i sorta like you but i dont think im ready to like somebody but if i
do like you i really cant help those feelings but I can help what I do
about it cuz im not ready to like you so dont try to like me i just might
like you back and i dont want that so just go away im sick of hearing how
she heard from her best friends friends uncles cousin that my boyfriends
sisters friend heard that her lawyers accountants girlfriend is helping my
boyfriend to cheat on me with herself and im sick of my ghetto cell phones
brb ttyl lyl bbfn tt4n ssdf cu l8r txt tisnf g2g bbl give me a txt that will translate to
peter piper picked a sea shell at the rubber baby buggy woodchuck chuck wood
maybe then my stomach will stop trying to kiss the back of my throat