laniluv | Astoria, NY  • United States , Age 25

Uselessnessness



Sep 08, 2008 - 23:02 PM PST

this is purely a vent and nothing use will leave my fingers for the next five minutes...I'm sure of it. So I apologize in advvance for the verbal diarrhea. My guy roommate is the reason I'm awake and literally scared to fall asleep right now. You may be wondering how that could be possible, well let me explain. You see at about 1:30am my phone rang and I turned on my light to answer it only to find the largest roach I have ever seen chillen on my floor. Now usually I'm pretty tough but I am scared too death of them, plain and simple...sorry if that makes me a baby, I will gladly be a baby! Anyway I yell for my guy roomie and he opens my door pushing my mirror down and breaking it scaring the roach under my bed. Then proceeds to tell me he doesn't like roaches either and goes in his room and closes his door! Leaving my broken mirror on the floor and my door open with a roach under my bed! Can you imagine? So of course in complete shock I yell thanks for nothing! I don't think I would be so angry if this wasn't the same guy that hogs the tv for football, brews his own beer and leaves shit in the toilet, yet he can't kill a roach! So here I am typing this out with my finger on my itouch bc I'm too scared to leave my bed but too pissed not to vent. So there you have it my macho man roommate has proven his complete uselessnessness! Maybe just maybe I'll be able to convince myself that the bug has snuck out and salvage some of my night. Till next time....

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