We met online

Apr 03, 2008 - 01:36 AM PST

I'm in love...........with a woman I've never met. At least not yet. I've never loved someone as much as her. We are unconventional, immoral, and possibly sex-crazed with each other. It's extremely tortuous, actually.

I would go and glorify our relationship with lovey-dovey to make the girls "awww," and of course metphors galore. However, none of it is necessary. I can't say much more about it, other than I have reached total Utopia, and soon my life will be complete the second she enters my arms.