Male • 22 • Grand Rapids , MI • United States
Status... Single
Orientation... Straight
I'm here for... Friends Networking
I'm into... Writing Photography Music Film and Video
I'm working on... becoming a better writer. I want so much to be able to always portray all the aspects that I take in. I love to write the words of a silly-heart and yet still have the capibilty to be capivating and having someone say, "That's exactly how I [am, feel, or any other emotion]." I want to be able to capture what others can't put in words.
My sites... http://
www.myspace.com/drbeans
www.candylandsucks.com
Writing
- I love that in almost an uncaring and unplanned sort of way, words have the ability to build the most glorious of masterpieces, as if each words only exists to support the next, eventually completing what was meant to be said, or to just simply exist as an interpretation.
Music
- Music is an escape from an immediate feeling for me, however it has the power to keep me exactly where I want to be. When I am stressed, anxious, or any other overwhelming emotion brought on by an unknown source, I can rely on playing my guitar to either make me forget temporarily about the subject in thought. Just as easily, I can use it to construct a rhythmic pattern to go along with my mood.
It works either way.
Hello, I know we've met but I didn't seem to catch your name, still I'd love to hear what you have to say.
Nothing more than a curious kid made up of hand shakes, heart breaks, and occasional epileptic fits due to overactive nuerons. I love thinking and not reacting even though it typically will only cause me anxiety in the end. I play guitar to relax, write to feel accomplished, and smoke to stay healthy.
Kool-Aide Trama
Oct 03, 2008
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I can’t help but notice that everything on my inside, wants to be on my outside.
On a better note, The Kool-Aid Man has been spotted on Route 32, more commonly known as M-32. By the look of the background, I would have to say he’s on the outskirts of Gaylord, MI at this point. This would clearly mean that Treetop Resort is northwest to the giant pitcher. What you don’t know is that the children in the background are not excited, rather they are in a state of shock. Let’s look at the facts:
1) Sun is out and by the looks of its excruciating rays, it’s mega hot. The worst part is that this 80 gallon pitcher has picture perfect ice cubes that don’t show any signs of changing their status of solid to liquid any time soon.
2) The Kool-Aid Man is on a bike going so fast that a trail of dust is still unsettled for hundreds of feet behind him. If you look at his handlebars, there are no brakes either. He’s most likely drunk and recklessly screaming “Oh, Yeah!” at the kids.
3) Notice that he claims to carry a lot of extras. At first glance, I was thinking that he was talking about some Kool-Aid or something else simply good for a kid. Then it hit me. I can see 8 alcoholic beverages on his bike. I’m not sure what they are, but they definitely contain an alcohol amount of no less than 5.5%. Here are their locations:
a. Crossbar of the handlebars
b. Left of handlebars
c. Right of handlebars
d. Behind the handlebars
e. Left of front tire fork
f. Right of front tire fork
g. Under his seat
h. Behind his seat
That means that there is a minimum of 3 drinks for each kid (90’s outfit girl that totally has a camel toe, I would guess a boy(?) behind Macho Man, and one more that is wildly waving his hat in a fit of anger because he was almost hit by the drunk). Who knows what is actually in the pitcher. Maybe a little 5 O’clock Vodka, introduced 3 hours early than recommended? You decide.
4) Although the Kool-Aid Man is being completely irresponsible, he does decide to wear a helmet on his escapade. Totally unnecessary. Let’s calculate:
a. A fat ass Kool-Aid Man is biking at 60 MPH on a dirt trail (not a safe speed to travel with loose ground). With his glass tipped up, he’s just yelling for no purpose. Three children are in the path of the travelling train wreck and there is no escape.
Thus:
Fat ass man( 60MPH² ) ÷ Raining Fury * ( Holy Shit + Loud Noises ) = Shattered Glass Fragments and Red “Juice” all over the road.
I think it’s fair to say this situation can only lead to these kids growing up to be drug abusing hobo’s most likely to be found in the back alley of a Chinese Restaurant in Manhattan.
I’m not sure what Randy Savage is doing at this point; my guess would be he has gone 50/50 with the Kool-Aid Man in advertisement commissions, or some no talent ass-hat decided it would be funny to ruin this Sunday papers highlighted cartoon.
10/03/08 11:53 PST
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the deleting? o, i think you're brilliant for that. writing to delete -- how paradoxical and perfect. lance olsen has a short story that basically says writing is like murdering baby ducks on a highway, at night, while a car filled with a family drives by and gapes at you in horror. your deleting made me think of that story. somehow its the same thing or its a similar parallel.
in other words, too many words later, i really liked this. thanks for sharing. (to steal from you) "the end."
even the most idealistic and true blue punk is doing some of it for an aesthetic purpose which undermines the whole idea anyway right?
it just seems for me the fashion i like and the music i listen to either clash or make sweet artistic love. fashion is just a form of self expression, but its also a pretty easy way to label people and exclude them or include them.
don't ya think?
but about the dressing up i totally do it...its like i am putting on a new skin.
your link didn't work because my comp is SWF or whichever file that was, friendly.
i use lastfm...www.lastfm.com/fezzereen
thats a pretty clear expression of what i listen to :)
i am listening to onelinedrawing...i like .
do you ever feel like concerts are a moment of peace among people sometimes?
thats a loaded question
i guess indie rock is an umbrella term i can use... anyone for the arts and crafts record label, ermm but i mean the binding thread between all the music i listen to is that its you can tell its heartfelt and true.
for guitar
i would suggest learning some apostle of hustle "national anthem of nowhere" or "haul away", they have a cool sound thats kind influenced by cuban music. i <3 them.
what about yourself?
what about you?
respect granted.
real instruments are amazing
i have played for years (trombone and guitar), and just recently stopped i miss it so much.
i need to pick it up again, or just get into something new.
there is an unmatchable feeling, performing or just playing songs where you are just expressing every bit of you.