I'm a cook

I love the way cheese melts. It's like cheese, but 10 times better.
I love the sound of vegetables or meat hitting a hot pan. SSSSSSSSSS.
I like the way batters turn into solidified pastry goodness with heat alone.
I like how stove top custards thicken right infront of your eyes.
Cornstarch and gelatin are super rad.
I like the way a sauce sticks to the spoon. A la nappe'!
I love how different something can be depending on its temperature.
Perfect grill marks make me horny.
I think its funny that only in a kitchen can someone say "toss your salad" without being gross, even though we eventually make jokes anyways.
My favorite things in the kitchen are: fire, knife, and towel.
I like talking shit on customers.
It's hot. It's crowded. It's time sensitive. It's my work.
I'm a cook.